Lead Archer (Legolas Look-Alike)

Listed as the "Lead Archer" in the credits, and bearing some resemblance to the character of Legolas from the Lord of the Rings films (probably not called that due to rights issues), this character appears in the film Epic Movie. He also has one line of dialogue, but does inadvertently affect the story (for unfortunate reasons...) He's portrayed by Nick Steele.

Agreeing to Fight for the Siblings
The character first appears at Aslo's camp, after they Siblings return to hear the news the Aslo had died. They at first believe it's all over and the White Bitch will win no matter what. However, Harry Beaver soon exclaims that they have them and they'll be the new future Kings and Queens of Narnia. The Lead Archer is the first one to get and say that they will fight for the siblings, causing many others to also say they'll help. Peter says the plan is tomorrow they'll fight, but they'll have a pre-battle party that night.

The Party...and Puking
He is later seen during the party. Edward and Lucy are trying to get Susan to drink a little. After a bit of persuading, she says she'll have just one cup. However, the Lead Archer comes in with keg of beer, with a hose attached to drink it and gives it to her. She then starts chugging it which everyone encourages. After we cut to Mystique seducing Peter into having sex with her, we cut back to the three siblings. After what was presumably a couple minutes of straight up chugging a full keg of bear, she finishes it, much to her and everyone else's excitement...then her belly starts to growl and she pukes what looks like gallons on two people...then after a few seconds, she continues to do so again. This disgusts her siblings, but after a few seconds, she insists "she's ok". Her siblings say that's good... and then she pukes a few more gallons on two other people...pauses... and then continues to puke on them.

The Lead Archer sees this in the background and gives a few faces of disgust to the situation... meanwhile, Susan burps and laughs... but it's clear she's not done puking, but doesn't want to puke on anyone else...so she turns around and sees him. She grabs his head and pulls him down to "make out"...while his mouth was wide open... worse is that she locks him in place, holding his face up to hers with his arms. We also hear a bit of puke start to come out... right before they start making out... so um, yeah... seems Peter making love to an overweight, flabby, wrinkly, and cross eyed Mystique wasn't the only gross make out session that night...

Reaction and Aftermath
This one event is rather important, as the next day no one shows up to help the siblings fight the White Bitch's army. Edward says this event was probably the reason. Puking on most of soldiers is bad enough, but pumping puke down the Lead Archer's throat was probably the thing that guaranteed no one was going to help them...

Susan
Susan is the only character we see interact with the Lead Archer, though not for great reasons. He agrees to fight for the siblings at first. He also seems to like Susan well enough at first, even suggesting she try and chug a keg of beer...but this probably wasn't the best idea as it caused her to puke gallons on many of the soldiers... and of course, when she had to puke more, she saw him and locked lips with him...

After getting puke forcefully pumped down his throat it's safe to assume he didn't really care much for the Siblings anymore, especially Susan... though, he also didn't seem to struggle too much and even wrapped his arms around her as well meaning he may have liked it...which honestly may be more disgusting...